When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%
Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"
by On The Juice March 12, 2020
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Get the Dusty Manker mug.When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.
David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.
by SiMpLeX_707 November 28, 2018
Get the Ruler marked mug.When you wipe your ass with your index finger and then rub it under the nose of someone. Sort of making them sniff your ass sweat/poopey like if it was some 100% colombian white powder while you yell Lital Mankey at them.
Making them feel totally defeated.
That's the real lital maaankey.
Making them feel totally defeated.
That's the real lital maaankey.
Person 1 (real OG):
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Litaaal Mankey!
Person 2:
Oh shit, I just got your ass sweat impregnated on my mustache, I better shave right now. I hate Lital Mankey! :'(
Person 1:
Letal lital
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Litaaal Mankey!
Person 2:
Oh shit, I just got your ass sweat impregnated on my mustache, I better shave right now. I hate Lital Mankey! :'(
Person 1:
Letal lital
by TheKingOfLitalMankey November 21, 2021
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Some say he is demon from hell. Others say he's just another guy. However you look at it, he is man who comes to small towns wearing his marroon cloak and electrically-magically-enchanted scythe. No one can stop him, for even with his lazy walking he has some of the most fast reflexes ever seen. He steals, burns, and dissappears, never to be seen again. Sometimes when he's coming you may here him sing "The Muffin Man".
Some say he is demon from hell. Others say he's just another guy. However you look at it, he is man who comes to small towns wearing his marroon cloak and electrically-magically-enchanted scythe. No one can stop him, for even with his lazy walking he has some of the most fast reflexes ever seen. He steals, burns, and dissappears, never to be seen again. Sometimes when he's coming you may here him sing "The Muffin Man".
by Masked Pillager May 7, 2003
Get the Masked Pillager mug.fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?
by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007
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