Divorce Material

A person so fine you would leave your current significante other to be with them.

" What do you think about that new girl? "
--
" Dude, she is straight up Divorce Material without a doubt "

by Rhaygen February 24, 2009

material

noun, always capitalized.
fodder for writing or gossip, as in when someone does something so stupid/upsetting/wonderful, you can't wait to write/blog/twitter about it.

Pia: I can't believe your boyfriend dumped you for your best friend! What are you going to do?
Zadora: Turn him into Material.

or

Roberto: Did you see that? I can't believe he stood up on the chair and made a spectacle of himself in front of a live television audience!
Benigni: Material.

by bob beeflips August 23, 2009

materialistic

What everyone IS, no matter how hard they claim material things do not matter to them. THIS coming from an asshat with $80 trendy-ass jeans complete with all those useless pockets, zippers and straps and $300 worth of "alternative" jewelery.

"Um... don't need to get me anything this Christmas. I'm kind of like the non-materialistic type. Really, I am."
-that trendily-clad person that pissed me off with the same old non-materialistic bullshit.

by Shameless Plug January 9, 2004

husband material

basically kim tae hyung aka V.

me: *realizes that he's so husband material but he's never going to be mine* ..... *cries in korean*

by makavelimamie March 29, 2017

pornographic material

A video of a man sticking his dick into a women's vagina

Cole beats his meat to pornographic material every night before he goes to sleep

by DirtyDan57 November 30, 2017

Best friend material

Someone who is amazing , and funny and is always there for you , no matter what

Emilee T . Is best friend material .

by Idontknoworcare December 3, 2016

Maeriah

The Most beautiful girl in the world. tends to look down on herself but has a beautiful heart.

Maeriah married the man of her dreams and lived happily ever after

by Mr.bhobbit November 25, 2010