Mystery Muffins

A common term in the Hoffman Estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in muffins during the cooking proccess. They taste like cinnamon and probably won't hurt you... but don't always trust the lunch ladies....
Student #1: What the hell is the green stuff in this muffin?
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.
by iamthepseudonym November 03, 2010
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mystery guy

from the hot guy you see at an amusement park to your hot neighbor next door. Mystery guys are hot and see very charming ...but in the end how do you know how they really act. After all they are a mystery guy.
Who was that mystery guy from The Grill last night? He sure was hot and had a deathly romantic stare.
by Gymnast3950 September 30, 2017
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Mystery Box

This a motor vehicle used to take part in the Mystery box Rally.

The term arises from the fact that participants sign up to take part in the Mystery box rally without knowing what car they will be using or where they are going.
The cars are of unknown quality, and are usually secondhand cars that have been pulled out of the Manheim Auction System at random, and their value could be anywhere between $100 and $10,000.

The Mystery Box rally is a spin off of the Shitbox rally, and also raises money for the Cancer Council.
A mystery box is driven on a mystery route, to a mystery destination on the Mystery box rally
by Shitboxer September 13, 2013
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mystery poo

When you poo in a bag and hide it in someone's vicinity. After a while they smell it and have to find it.
Did someone mystery poo me? It smells in here!
by yfzrider2 October 25, 2013
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mystery bae

that one secret admirer with a random phone number you don't recognize, texts you out of nowhere and starts flirting. Then you're intrigued and continue the conversation, but no matter what they never reveal their identity. Too bad they seem super cool
"hey sexy ;)"
"Who is this?"
"hehe I'm your mystery bae(:"
by predestiny May 13, 2015
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Mystery meat

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.
I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever
by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
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Mystery moment

When Mystery posts a message that contains something funny and then quickly deletes it.
That was a Mystery moment
by anotlostman April 08, 2021
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