gay Moses

Someone, generally gay, who has gained notoriety for being a person to whom gay people come out for the first time. The gay Moses leads the newbie, or person who has just realized he/she is gay, through the coming out process, parting the Red Sea - that is, conservative America.

Kevin: Dude, Jon totally just came out to me.
Doug: I told you: you're a gay Moses!

by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 30, 2007

Crikey Moses

Shock, disbelief, surprise

Tommy’s saw his girl naked for the first time and said “Crikey Moses!”

by Platmatt October 15, 2019

Metal Moses

The nickname given to Mark Hunter. The lead singer of the band Chimaira. Given because he was one of the first innovators of the wall of death where he would part the whole venue down the middle and when he counted down, (usually the song Pure Hatred) the two sides would clash like the closing of the parting of the red sea. He recieved the nickname because he had dreadlocks that made him get the name Moses. Thus "Metal Moses"

Metal Moses totally fuckin destroyed the crowd last night.

by Jonny Metal August 27, 2009

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013

Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"

Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.

by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018

Timothy Moses

A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him

You such a Timothy Moses

by Papi Timo October 19, 2020

Volar Moses

In reference to a mythical Mak, who appears at the height of the steps of Hong Kong's Volar Club at the height of the partying hours. If he deems you worthy, with a whispered command and a wave of his hand, the crowd parts like the red sea giving you unobstructed access past velvet rope and into the club.

As The Volar Moses disappears, the crowd reforms, crushing any pretenders in its wake.

Dude, Volar was packed last night how did you get in?

Volar Moses saw me, and the sea parted.

by quasimotoh2 August 12, 2011