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motorial mirror reflex

(MMR for short)

When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.
"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"
by Dirtyminded December 26, 2009
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Laser Gun Mirror

Similar to Rock Paper Scissors, except more real. (Why does paper beat rock :) ?)
Laser beats Gun (melts the bullet, then gun, and hand), loses to Mirror (reflects off and back at Laser)
Gun beats Mirror (shatters), loses to Laser (above)
Mirror beats Laser (Above), loses to Gun (above)
Laser is displayed by pointing with index finger only, palm down (to eliminate cheaters from toggle from Laser to Gun)
Gun is displayed by pointing with index finger, and thumb up (traditional gun gesture)
Mirror is displayed by open palm facing opponent, similar to stop signal
"Would you like to decide who eats the last Twinkie by playing Laser Gun Mirror?"
"Sure, let me finish my Fortnite round first though'
by Ultimate Carnage August 14, 2019
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Put a mirror under their nose

If you think someone is dead, you put a mirror under their nose to check if their alive by seeing if the mirror fogs up or not.
Oh my! I think Frank's dead!

Put a mirror under their nose!

Oh. It's fogging up. Frank's just passed out face first from drinking too much. Silly Frank the Tank.
by GDSquared October 20, 2008
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Me mirror

Someone who thinks there the most beautiful person in the world!
She acts like she's so beautiful that she carries a me mirror around in her mind!
by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
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fuck mirror

A mirror placed near or above the bed, or other area in which sexual intercourse may take place, for the purpose of observing oneself while engaged in intercourse
"I just picked up a new fuck mirror, can you help you hang it above my bed?"
by Rev. Lee Austin August 18, 2005
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Sex Mirror

A large mirror faced towards the bed to allow you to watch yourself have sex.
"Oh bro how many shows have you watched on your sex mirror" "Who's counting?... 37."
by Bholiday April 17, 2012
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pitchin' in the mirror

Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.
Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.
by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019
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