Western Mass

Short for Western Massachusetts. Western Mass is, as the name implies, the western half of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and is made up of four counties, Berkshire, Franklin, Hampden, and Hampshire. Often called Massachusetts' "better half" due to the fact that it offers the same charm as the eastern half of the state, with more natural scenery and less hussle and bussle.

Who knew there was such great music and restaurants, in Western Mass?

by Bottlevsface December 28, 2005

beverly, mass

Small city on the north shore of Massachusetts. The greatness of this city boomed from the early 20s and into the late 50s. Beverly is now a historical landmark/ wasteland for kids who are bored with life to do drugs. People LEAVE Beverly when they want to have a good time. God bless Dane Street beach.

Let's leave beverly, mass and go to Boston because there is nothing to do here. oh wait, we could hang out in the grave yard.

by Ekeoutmyisis December 31, 2008

Taunton, Mass

home to drugs addicts, alcoholics, trashy dykes and Portuguese sluts. there's a Friendly's, too.

Let's pick up oxys in Taunton, Mass and get shit-faced on the streets of Providence tonight.

by askmetomorrow May 28, 2014

mass biddies

A large collection of biddies.

Yo Brud, there are gonna be mass biddies at Pat's party tonight. We can definitely score some. You coming?

by Tony Meatball April 29, 2006

Midnight Mass

The holy ceremony in which a nightly pilgrimage to the Iron Church is made, wherein a disciple worships at the altar of gains in front of Broseidon and the rest of the Bruhs of Olympus.

Bruh #1: "Bro, my legs are so sore."
Bruh #2: "Why's that, bruh?"
Bruh #1: "Because I went to Midnight Mass last night and genuflected the shit out of my quads before the great and powerful bruhs of old."
Bruh #2: "I hear that! Gains be with you."
Bruh #1: "And also with you."

by LooseCanonMallCop January 29, 2018

mass kissing

Kissing ass to a large group of people at once, as in a meeting or presentation.

Chairperson: "Thanks for being here. And let me say, I am humbled by the talent and energy in the room today."
Colleague (whispers to neighbor): "Oh, man, he's really mass kissing today!"

by BJ Schnauzer August 13, 2010

mass mooning

Mooning is the act of displaying one's ass and is done by by removing clothing, e.g., by lowering the backside of one's trousers and underpants, and usually bending over, and pointing one's ass in the direction of the moonee (one's seeing the moon). Mooning is used in some cultures to express protest, scorn, disrespect, or provocation but can also simply be done for shock value or fun. When a group of people follow this dictate in a gathering , it is called mass mooning.

Though Nielsen ratings can and have historically measured the viewing habits of a household, and have provided statistical information about such habits, they are not aware of the mass mooning that preceded many televised political elections, or rivalry football games, therefore the Nielsen Ratings are not a reliable indicator of what we do or do not like as we are led to believe.

by jeffbo July 13, 2009