Oh Great Messiah William Lester

The best trombone player in brevard county, also a sex god with multiple girl friends

Oh Great Messiah William Lester is here! What knowledge does he bring for us?

by 12203874!; December 14, 2021

The EH! Lister

A Short Canadian Hobbit that publishes videos on this website called youtube

" The EH! Lister is Canadian

by Ok53672 May 20, 2021

listerjob

The term used to illustrate what happens when a person uses Listerine and immediately proceeds to perform fellatio.

Young male: Wait, wait! Before you do that, could you go rinse with Listerine?

Young female: What the fuck? You think my breath stinks? You think I have herpes? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Young Male: No, no! I just thought we could spice things up a bit, you know?

Young Female: What? I don't give good enough head? I'm fuckin' breaking up with you right now. We are done.

(she gets out of bed, starts to get dressed)

Young Male: You give great head! You could suck a golf ball through garden hose!

Young Female: Oh so now I'm some dick-crazed whore? I fucking hate you.

(storms out of the room, with her bf following desparately)

Young Male: I can explain! I just read the definition of listerjob on urbandictionary.com and I thought it sounded really fun! You've got it all wrong!

Young Female: All wrong eh? You think I'm a fucking moron? I don't know why you have to be such a douchbag queerbait - wait, did you say urbandictionary.com?? I love that site!

(she smiles and seems very elated all of a sudden - clearly she's bipolar)

Young female: Okay so where's the Listerine?

Young male: (in his head) Yesssssss. (to his gf) In the bathroom sweetie!

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

Lester crest

Thicc nibba from gta v.
The guy whom plans the heists in gta v

yo nibba lester crest out here being thicc af my nibba

by *le meme* jeff *le meme* May 2, 2017

lysterfield

pretty much the only bogan suburb you can go to with out being bashed. if your an asian, get ready for racial discrimination =

very common to find sluts, say the word cock and they'l be all over you

thers a 10 km radius around lysterfield and surrounding suburbs that asains dare not enter

by farkme October 2, 2009

lutterworth

small leicestershire town where Frank Whittle pioneered jet propulsion...

...sadly, none of this genius is apparent today. It is sheer luck that this town has a police station as there is a horrific drug problem, leading to other crimes also. The drug problem can be located particuarly in the local park and round back of netto where employees often take time off to smoke a little moroccan hashish.

#1: you ever been lutterworth?
#2: yeah got drugged to my eyeballs there once, then ended up robbing netto.
#1: Really!?!
#2: yeah kicked lynda in the face.

by Frank Whittle.......ghost. January 26, 2007

Dean's Lister

A person who has no social life. He/she will give up going to hang out with friends to study for tests. Many believe they sleep with their Biology books. In school they maintain a 95 average, are 2 min early for classes, fail a minimum of one test, and think they are better then everyone else never doing any favors for anyone. These people are in summary full of themself.

Alyssa: omg i slept wit my bio book!
Josue: really? man u a dean lister, so can i have math homework?
Alyssa: NO! IM GOIN TO STAY HOME AND DO GEOMETRY INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE MOVIES!

by Josue Snow June 15, 2006