Lumberjack Hoe Slap

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.
by lumjackin112 April 16, 2011
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Broke-back Lumberjack

The broke-back lumberjack is when two men mutually fuck each others ass holes.
Man, last night was so great with my boyfriend. We both got off by doing the broke-back lumberjack.
by Pudd_N December 27, 2020
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Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.
Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese
by The Tired Engineer December 08, 2019
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lumberjack smack down

When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees
"ladies welcome to friday night lumberjack smack down, everyone down to their knees"
by arnold schowllenpecker April 21, 2008
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Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"
As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
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Lumberjack Cumshot

a gigantic cumshot whose size is worthy of a lumberjack.
Dude, i laid down a monster lumberjack cumshot on sally last night!
by The_Lumberjack May 24, 2011
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Lumberjack Denial Syndrome

The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.

Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.

When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".

14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 05, 2006
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