When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
by lumjackin112 April 16, 2011
by Pudd_N December 27, 2020
A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.
by The Tired Engineer December 08, 2019
When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees
by arnold schowllenpecker April 21, 2008
As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
by The_Lumberjack May 24, 2011
The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 05, 2006