When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
by lumjackin112 May 6, 2011
Get the Lumberjack Hoe Slapmug. A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.
by The Tired Engineer December 8, 2019
Get the Fabio Lumberjack of Hotnessmug. When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees
by arnold schowllenpecker April 20, 2008
Get the lumberjack smack downmug. As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring
by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020
Get the Lumberjack Lesbianmug. by The_Lumberjack September 24, 2011
Get the Lumberjack Cumshotmug. Waking up early enough for breakfast
Preferrably after listening to the morning edition of boner jams
Preferrably after listening to the morning edition of boner jams
Ahh shit i want to go lumberjacking it tomorow, but im pretty sure i will be hungover in the morning
by spencer james March 12, 2008
Get the Lumberjacking mug. The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.
When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006
Get the Lumberjack Denial Syndromemug.