longdogman

a guy who loves grannys and has a long nose

have u seen the news about the new local hero?
yes, he saved a granny, he’s such a longdogman

by medulachito January 9, 2025

Longers

An unduly protracted endeavour, demanding an inordinate expenditure of time and effort, often evoking a sense of tedium disproportionate to its utility or reward

A ball gets hit into a bush during a game of cricket and you have to retrieve it - “That’s Longers”

by Rightyj February 28, 2025

longdogman

a very large man

longdogman you are large

by phreshboyfag April 4, 2025

longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries

Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025

logged out

slang term meaning that you have a stretched out butt hole from too many log sized cocks in your ass over the years

Darrells homosexual life stye created his logged out condition

by llvdoc December 16, 2025

longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement

My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!

by Gruffirale December 17, 2025

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008