Lint Roller

A person who is short and really hairy.

I then screamed at bigfoot’s baby, “ You’re an actual lint roller shut the fuck up.”

by pz_mystery April 8, 2021

lint babies

When you accidentally cum in your belly button and coincidentally happen to have lint in your belly button and you pick it out.

After picking lint babies out your belly button, your finger will smell like death.

by manure2hi2reed August 12, 2021

lint

a type of dish made in a cave

we shared lint on the roof

by ='srtrx August 23, 2019

Nasal lint

Nasal lint is the crusty dried booger you find on a used bath towel that comes back to life when the towel is used again

Oh my god. I didn't notice that nasal lint until I dried my face and it became a LA oyster

by Pernod Q. Bentwhistle August 20, 2015

belly botton lint

Lint that belongs in the belly and that is normally brown or green or pink, it depends on the person.P.S.=Trist peed her pants

How you look like belly botton lint

by Brooke is best May 27, 2017

even lint

lint that is evenly distributed

That's some even lint.

by RayeDoki November 22, 2021