One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
Get the Liberalsmug. A dumb ass bitch of a man child who can't decide what gender they are and say they "love" everyone but in reality they hate anyone who doest support their agenda
by thebigboiwholovesgoats January 10, 2021
Get the Liberalmug. A liberal is a very frail, pale, Tarzan haired individual, who functions according only by his current emotional state, who’s IQ is lower than 75, which contributes to his opinion that genders are a spectrum, and him sucking his fellow boys.
He also drinks a litre of soy milk every single morning and has 3 times as much oestrogen in his body compared to his testosterone. Hates anyone who is based.
Also a faggot.
He also drinks a litre of soy milk every single morning and has 3 times as much oestrogen in his body compared to his testosterone. Hates anyone who is based.
Also a faggot.
Mike: look! Bob is making out with a guy, itching his ass and drinking soy milk all at once.
Steve: Ah, that faggot has to be a liberal
Steve: Ah, that faggot has to be a liberal
by Fuckliberals222 September 5, 2023
Get the Liberalmug. "I don't want another liberal running our country."
"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."
"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."
"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
by Fibermonster December 27, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. A political view that supports larger government and higher taxation. General political tactics include censorship and violence.
Liberals believe you should be able to poop on the street but straws should be illegal.
Liberals should have the same weather they work hard or not at all.
Liberals should have the same weather they work hard or not at all.
by reasonable person 888585858588 September 8, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. Idiots who say conservatives are members of the “KKK” when the whole civil rights movement was by republicans, because the current president was pressured to support the movement, those liberals don’t care about freedom! Abraham Lincoln was a big influence on MLK, and he was a republican.
by NopeYesNoYesYeah October 31, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. Leftist people who are well intentioned, but believe a utopia is possible with how crazy people are. Ignorant to war and would rather simp to black people and gays than prevent a missile from hitting the U.S.
Liberals in Starbucks:
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug.