One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
Get the Liberalsmug. A dumb ass bitch of a man child who can't decide what gender they are and say they "love" everyone but in reality they hate anyone who doest support their agenda
by thebigboiwholovesgoats January 10, 2021
Get the Liberalmug. Leftist people who are well intentioned, but believe a utopia is possible with how crazy people are. Ignorant to war and would rather simp to black people and gays than prevent a missile from hitting the U.S.
Liberals in Starbucks:
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. Originally meaning citizens who strive for better change/ or to make a change in government or politics. After 2016 it took a complete different meaning for a citizen to forget all meaning, and to change the American president(in support of women or minorities mostly).
A party that's suprisingly not mattered whatsoever through Donald Trump's presidential term.
A party that's suprisingly not mattered whatsoever through Donald Trump's presidential term.
Dang dude, just go to work and don't get anymore upset about the color of that hamster, you liberal.
by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. The american version of communists, overly sensitive, hypocritical man-children that have the balls to think they can successfully run our country, while completely disreguarding all logic, research and reasoning in order to "Make the U.S.A a better place!"
"Man, the liberals took over the country, I bet you 5 dollars it takes 5 days for half the country to explode... no, wait, 3 days!"
by Le epic man who is cool I gues January 10, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. "I don't want another liberal running our country."
"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."
"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
"Define liberal."
"A left winger."
"What's a left winger?"
"A liberal."
"If liberal ideas were actually supported, we'd see moral and economic growth nationwide."
"What do you mean liberal ideas?"
"Economic and social justice!"
"That's vague. I think you mean everything you'll defend to the bone in a YouTube comments section."
"... yeah, so...?"
by Fibermonster December 27, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. Liberalism is a political and moral philosophy based on liberty, consent of the governed, and equality before the law.Liberals espouse a wide array of views depending on their understanding of these principles, but they generally support limited government, individual rights (including civil rights and human rights), capitalism (free markets), democracy, secularism, gender equality, racial equality, internationalism, freedom of speech, freedom of the press and freedom of religion. Yellow is the political colour most commonly associated with liberalism.
Today many people confuses liberalism with social-liberalism - leftist kind of liberalism that formed in the late XX century.
Today many people confuses liberalism with social-liberalism - leftist kind of liberalism that formed in the late XX century.
Bob: Democratic party is not liberal! It's social-liberal!
by LonelyCowboy August 18, 2019
Get the Liberalmug.