Laura is a horny bitch that likes to be fucked but not by person but by yourself and a pencil. She likes to moan loud in classrooms.
by Piipiidoodle23 August 14, 2019
Laura is a wise ass. She cares more about herself than others, and more about her outside than her inside, if you know what I mean. Laura's IQ is typically lower than the average person, even lower than the average garden snail. She says that she is trying to become a vegetarian to save the poor cows, even though she is one herself. Yes, Lauras are cows. She will have many boyfriend, but once they all break up with her, she will pretend she hated them in the first place even though it's like "Hey, Laura, you're the one who begged him to go out with you!" She cares more about Lenny, who is a stick, more than normal people. Did I mention that Lenny is her only friend? Laura is the kind of girl who would say the wrong answer, but then she would be like "Oh yeah, I knew that." Even though we all know she didn't. She thinks she's good at singing, but really sounds like a rat living in the sewers who is getting eaten by their cousin.
"Ugh, Laura entered the room? Everyone, quick, pretend that you weren't just talking about her. Guys, if she asks, you all have plans tonight."
by M-Sloth June 02, 2019
Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?
poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.
Conservative: Is it any good?
poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.
Conservative: Is it any good?
poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
by Ludwig Von Mises February 14, 2008
by MrFluffcans April 03, 2020
The alter ego of an otherwise normal woman.
Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.
Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.
by Jill Kiar June 17, 2005
a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.
by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020
The most caring, loyal and trustworthy person you will ever meet, the best friend you could ever have! She is shy with people she doesn't know, but is really a super crazy, hyper and happy person. Is usually positive, but some things can bring her down.
Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.
The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.
Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.
The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.
Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
"Do you know who Laura-pearl is?" "She's my babe!"
Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.
Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?
Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?
Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........
Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.
Ross: Yeah........I bet.
Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.
Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?
Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?
Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........
Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.
Ross: Yeah........I bet.
by Jayasum December 05, 2017