Grandpa Lore

Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.

One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.

Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.

by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023

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gone lore

Old school in the extreme.

That dude done gone lore.

by Avrelius April 29, 2019

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Get the gone loremug.

Lore Gorging

Quickly consuming large amounts of lore in the lead up to the release of new IP.

Bro I lore gorged 7 Harry Potter movies at 2x before Hogwarts Legacy released.

I can't I was lore gorging until 4am.

by MarioKartDMV February 8, 2023

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bop lore

the starting of a hoe story, doing hoe stuff

m:her bop lore goes crazy

h:damn

by ganglish January 2, 2024

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Jude Lore

the trauama expeerieed by a verty attracticver person named jude espexc ially childhood truMA especailyl because it shaped who jude is and his lore from his childhood whenm his grandmother used to beat him and poison him and lockl him in a toom egenerally it is a happy term becasue jude is so amazingn anjd attractive now!!!!!

Person: What is jude lore????
Jude: Its me baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: So it is a bad thing???
Jude: NO!

by Jude!!! May 9, 2022

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