Lightning Juice

The combination of every energy drink known to man. Legend says no man can last more than 30 seconds after taking a sip

Jeffrey: please no! Please I didn’t do it!
Guard: I’m sorry Jeffrey you shouldn’t have assassinated the kings unborn child
Jeffrey: it was a condom, please!
Guard: Time to drink the lightning Juice and be put to death
Jeffrey: *drinks*
Jeffrey: *dies*

by Meissparta May 18, 2021

liquid lightning

When a man gets pee on their hand and rubs it under a girls nose.

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

Bro I got some I walked out the stall and hit my girl with the liquid lightning

by Weeechi August 8, 2020

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

Tossing Lightning

The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.

Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!

by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015

Bite the Lightning

Bite the lightning, and tell me how it tastes.

Essentially means lets go at it during stormy weather

Girl "Its shit weather outside what you feel like doing"
Guy "how about you bite the lightning and tell me how it taste"

by von Reus July 2, 2020

White lightning

The nickname used for any white guy who can really run run. Kinda strange since lightning is already white.

Jake: Hey man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 at practice yesterday. It was fuckin crazy.
Tyler: Really? I thought Jack was white.
Jake: Yeah man, he is. Imma start calling him White Lightning from now on.

by they call me Randy Moss November 21, 2021

Chicago lightning

Dated american slang phrase to refer to bullets or gunfire.

"Thanks, friend; but you're wasting your time. You better warn Crocker. If that louse makes a play for me, he'll get hit with Chicago lightning!" from the book The hard-boiled omnibus (1952) by Joseph Thompson Shaw.

by FalcoMeyster January 22, 2023