Keystone Light is always smooth. It was voted the best Light beer in Point Pleasant NJ 05, 06, 07 and is the front runner for 08. Keystone Light is Coors light's younger brother. Keystone Light kicks ass.
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Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.
Bruce: Thats Keystone Light, the greatest light beer in the world.
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