The condiment you absolutely must have with your meal. So much so, that you might even carry it with you (perhaps in your purse) for fear a restaurant may not have it!
She packed her purse ketchup with her when she went to family gatherings for fear they would not have her favorite hot sauce.
by TPasDawg June 28, 2020
Get the Purse Ketchupmug. by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022
Get the Ketchup Grapesmug. Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."
by Krazy Ketchup December 21, 2016
Get the krazy ketchupmug. by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021
Get the Ketchup Kermitmug. A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch
by BigBenji123 November 15, 2019
Get the Daire and Ketchupmug. A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
by DopeManDog July 31, 2016
Get the Ketchup Roulettemug. when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.
by pussy_slapper9000 October 4, 2018
Get the The Ketchup Packetmug.