Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy shit life has no meaning!
by kattyperrysucks June 14, 2008
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"I was fucking Kaytee last night and she gave the best head!"
"Are you talking about Katie?"
"No. Kaytee."
"Are you talking about Katie?"
"No. Kaytee."
by mcmbrocks1 October 16, 2008
Get the Kaytee mug.Katy Perry: I kisses a girl I liked it
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah
Katy Perry: ur so gay
Jan: but you’re the one that kissed a girl and liked it
Katy Perry: oh yeah
by Kidswillbekids April 20, 2019
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by boarderdude June 1, 2011
Get the Katy mug.Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-fucking-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid slut.
by KatyPerryCanGoEatShit June 14, 2008
Get the Katy Perry mug.Katya is a fucking gorgeous blonde Russian. She probably knows how to dance and can definitely get down at clubs. But she's also really sweet, people look up to her and she knows how to be a role model. She also plays the guitar and knows her sports. But she's completely oblivious to the flock of boys constantly chasing her.
"Damn that girl i met at the club last night must have been a Katya"
"I think a Katya would made the perfect girlfriend for me"
"I think a Katya would made the perfect girlfriend for me"
by Immigrant42 May 25, 2013
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by katyamusic September 10, 2011
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