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Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.
"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
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Im a Kite

When someone says they are a "kite" that typically means they are high, simmilar to the saying "High as a Kite"
"bruhhh, Im a kite right now"

"Did you see Jeremey? he's a total Kite man"
by ComplicatedCase November 24, 2020
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Flying a kite

When someone is in public and they are visually and physically high
Hey man are you flying a kite right now?
by WolfKing54 January 24, 2019
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cooch kite

When her vagina is so loose it slaps against your legs when its skinny
And denny had a cooch kite
by Skuuter October 12, 2020
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Kite-tailed

The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.
Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.
by pbwadd July 25, 2021
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Kiting

1) The act of flying a kite.
2) The fraudulent use of a cheque, etc. in order to receive payment for it twice.
3) A micro technique in certain games such as MMORPG's and RTS's whereby a player continually moves their units around to make it harder for the enemy to attack them, sometimes to the extent where they are unable to attack at all.
4) A pose notably done by the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority in which people raise one arm and lower another while linking the top and bottom arms together to make multiple diamond shapes.
1) Are we going to go kiting? I hope I'm not gonna be like Charlie Brown.
2) He has done cheque kiting before.
3) Kiting in Starcraft 2 gives the advantage of giving longer ranged units time to reload.
4) Oh, my friend posted another of those kiting photos with her Theta sisters on Instagram.
by CryThunder September 23, 2018
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sticky kite

When doing a girl in the "doggie style" position, you blow your load on the partners back then proceed to stick the bed sheets on their back. Giving them the representation of a kite, you then proceed to throw them across the room as you are flying a kite.
I got so wasted last night I gave the drunk bitch the sticky kite, I got it all on video!
by SmackYaModem July 3, 2014
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