kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

kinky elias

Kinky Elias is a person that wants to get pegged in a maid costume and degraded

Do you hear about Elias last night yeah he was definitely a kinky elias

by Thatoneguy128282 November 7, 2020

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017

Kinky tickles

The kind of tickles that makes everyone hard. Yup. Even girls. (Better with applesauce)

Lauren: Hey, dude! I saw your dog give your mom kinky tickles!
Logan:....

by The All-Mighty Pussy Fucker April 13, 2015

kinky shot

when one has a sexually stimulating dream, but doesn't actually have sexual intercourse during the dream.

sara: oh gosh if parker knew!
jessica: oh jesus!
jessica: yeah the dream wasn't like sex, but it was just us making out
sara: sounds like a kinky shot!

by sara jessica parker bitch! October 18, 2008

Kinky Twinky

When a male has an erection everytime he see's an elderly woman. Then kidnaps her, kills her and puts a twinky in her vagina. Bury's her. Then two weeks later, digs her up, takes the twinky out with own hand and covers with munging fluids. Usually done at night-time.

"Man, I cant wait for that kinky twinky in the cemetary tonight"

by WHOAkatie October 29, 2006

Kinky Shizznit

A three some of awesome people, usually a boy and 2 girls, these are people whos lifes are evovled around a string of embarresments which is then followed through by telling people about these embarresments.
Also, a group of 3, who don't give a fuck, stick together, and are sexually in-appropriate, if you are a geek, we are the people who you call "weird". We are the people you say are "going to end up being prostitutes since you don't concentrate on you studies!".
Furthermore, Kinky Shizznits are under-aged drinkers who use the word "WOW!" extensively to potray certain thoughts about something or someone, don't fuck with them, or they will fuck you.
In the ass.
Yes.
You.
In the ass.
Without a condom.
Nasty Shit.
BUM NUGGET!

Boy 1: "DUDE WE ARE SO FUCKING KINKY SHIZZNITS!"
Girl 2: "HELL YEA! STOP RAPING ME AGAIN!"
Girl 3: "NO NO DRAMA NO NO NO DRAMA!"
Boy 1: "SHUT UP AND MOAN BITCH!"
Girl 2: "NO RAPE FOR YOU TOMMOROW!"
Boy 1: "THATS WHAT YOU SAID YESTERDAY!"
Girl 3: "WHY GOD WHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Heres examples of things kinky shizznits would say;

"YOU GOT ALOT OF NERVE"
"You have spanked me so hard that my capilleries are starting to show"
"LIKE A HAIRY MILLITARY CROATIAN WOMAN!"
"I'd Better teach you some respect!"
"I work women"
"Wow"

by All Nautral - ARGH January 5, 2009