by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021

Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."
by Krazy Ketchup December 21, 2016

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by Ketchupsmoothieyum November 7, 2021

A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
by DopeManDog July 31, 2016

This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?
by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021
