The Jefferson

The act of fucking someone in the ass, then after pulling out, dropping a nickel into the newly expanded hole.

"Hey I saw you and Melinda leave the party together last night. So how'd it go?"

"Dude I told you librarians were sluts, she let me give her the Jefferson!"

"Kudos."

by Courtney R. Klein March 21, 2007

Jeffrey

The best brother in the whole wide world! He is funny, loving, and kind. Always cracking punny jokes and making you smile. He is very sincere and honest and often puts aside his problems so that other people can be happy. He is very loyal, loving, and is very protective of the people he loves. He tends to not realize how smart he is and may think of himself as a terrible person, but he isn’t. He is often misunderstood and many people who don't know him very well tend to not like him all that much. But when you do get to know him you will realize what a great guy he is. Sometimes I take for granted how lucky I am to know him and I don’t deserve for him to care about me as much as he does.

Jeffrey is the best brother in the world!

by October 26 July 1, 2019

Thomas Jefferson

Someone who wrote the following: when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Indipendence.

by Mr. Awesome II July 10, 2015

Jeffrey Dahmer

A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳

Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019

Jeffra

Jeffra is a name for a girl who was born to be an american badass. Jeffra's are for the most part are nymphomaniacs, and great in bed and also great kissers. They also love animals, especially horses and have extremely strong legs. A Jeffra will always get in your face and read you the riot act if you say the wrong thing. Never challenge a Jeffra to a gunfight, you will lose! On the other end, a Jeffra is extremely smart and has an infectious laugh and is very easy to talk to. Jeffra's are brite funny and adorable and is very loyal to her friends and family.

That girl is gonna pull a Jeffra on me.

by TruDIESEL July 6, 2011

Jefter

NOUN: A vastly unattractive person (arrogant)
ADJECTIVE: boring, failure, disappointing (eg a party)
VERB: Jeftering - to irritate someone for a long time.

"Stop Jeftering me!"
"You're such a Jefter"
"That party was a Jefter"

by Turtleface May 1, 2014

jim jefferies

A fucking hilarious comedian from Australia. He's like the Rosa Parks but for the word Cunt, and like rosa parks he wants to get shot by rednecks. He's got a fucking banging hot girlfriend Kate Luyben, a young son, four comedy specials (2 w/ netflix), and a show called legit, as well as a death wish by being an Aussie very much involved in American Politics.

Joke 1
Jim Jefferies: Well in America people get my accent confused with the brits, but sometimes with SouthAfrican. I got to say the Australian accent and the South African accent aren't that different if I'm honest. The difference is... Close your eyes and picture me: punching a black person.

Audience:*laughs/gasps

Jim: What I'm trying to say South Africans are horrible people.

by lard789 March 27, 2017