jp

acronym for ‘just playin.’ usually said after making an insulting joke to avoid the other person getting butthurt
damn bro u look goofy asl
“what??”
“nah i’m jp don’t take it fr
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that act of peeing, turning into juan pablo, acting like juan pablo, cumming, etc.
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JP

He's the sports guy!
"Hey, did you watch the Sharks game?"

"No, how was it?"

"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"
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A douchebag usually tall with blonde hair and blue eyes usually likes thicc black girls, Jp is usually funny and is the class clown, is really mean online but hyper at school
Oh you are being mean

You’re such a jp
by Dog lover144 November 27, 2017
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A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.
“Oh my god did you hear Jp gave ANOTHER girl chlamydia

- “tell me something I don’t know
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A person nicknamed JP areabsolute goats and unites. They are so atractive that girls just fall on the ground. And people named JP are just perfect people. They sometimes maybe called a material girl because they are just so cool. Any girl would love to date JP.
Wow jp is so hot and he is so perfect.
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Acronym for Junior Pothead.

This is a person who is new to the world of marijuana and does not yet understand the unwritten rules and courtesy’s of consuming cannabis.
They often fuck up.
JP: bro I Messed up hard last night
SS: what’d you do?
JP: I snapped the bong in half.
SS: ah you JP.
by Bingle mccringleberry February 06, 2020
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