A woman who, on the outside seems innocent but internally harbors misleading and selfish goals. Most likely to sleep with a married man and to attempt to run him over while in a drunken stooper. Can be identified by the layers of makeup worn at any given time or their constant selfies on at least 2 or more social networks.
by tootsieroll16 December 20, 2016
The most beautiful girl in the universe. She is very kind and extremely smart 90's on every test. She is very good at atheletics like hockey baseball track and field etc. She is more perfect than perfect. If you are lucky enough that she loves you take it love her with all your heart she deserves the best. Love her endlessly tell her she is beautiful everyday because she always looks gorgeous never looked bad never will. Cherish her. She is the best of the best
by The real homie May 16, 2016
A small Asian owned and operated convenience store on the corner of north F street and east Market street in Aberdeen, Washington. It's owned by a really polite and kind Asian couple who put up with a lot of shit from the tweakers and junkies in the area. They have low prices on everything and the freshest deep fried deli food in Grays Harbor. The store is also very clean. The only thing they don't sell there is porn. Not an xxx dvd or Hustler in the joint but they have lots of ice cold, cheap beer and good deals on smokes.
Dude, don't eat that burrito it's probably 5 days old and been deep fried 10 times!
Relax man, I got it at Jo's Deli
Ok. Next time try their teriyaki chicken bowl it's awesome and made to order.
Rad! Jo's got 6 packs of Rainier tallies for $3.50 wooo hooo!
Relax man, I got it at Jo's Deli
Ok. Next time try their teriyaki chicken bowl it's awesome and made to order.
Rad! Jo's got 6 packs of Rainier tallies for $3.50 wooo hooo!
by bearzerker May 07, 2009
Person 1: "Yeah let's invite Jim over for dinner later!"
Person 2: "Hmm, doesn't Jim kind of have Jo status?"
Person 1: "Yeah, it's better that we don't, then."
Person 2: "Hmm, doesn't Jim kind of have Jo status?"
Person 1: "Yeah, it's better that we don't, then."
by cloy! April 08, 2021
Trevor, Matt, Tommy, and I got together in my room for a really high-energy JO circle. All was going well until Tommy spilled his seed all over my carpet!
by Basedgod11221122 December 11, 2011
Originally an I.E.D. (improvised explosive device) but then developed by the Russian special forces whilst fighting in Afghanistan. The Jo-bomb is a devastating weapon which can tear apart the tidiest of apartments. Within seconds, womens clothing, footwear and toiletries are dispersed at great velocity, sparing no-one. The United Nations Peace-keeping force has tried to ban the Jo-bomb, but they got blown up aswell.
"Ill never forget that day, before i even knew what was going on, Barry, stood right next to me, was hit in the chest with a stiletto heel - killing him instantly. Dave was struck across the side of the face with a bottle of anti-blemish solution, he lost an eye. A day hasnt gone by when i havnt thought about the Jo-bomb"
by xpanda1982 October 29, 2008
by jo mamma slayer November 12, 2019