Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Un's Dildomug. Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards
by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Unmug. by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022
Get the Luuk De Jongmug. The act of ultimate fornication. Requires 3 people for maximum efficiency. Person 1 makes a paper aeroplane, person 2, having consumed numerous laxative tablets, then shits (excessively) on top of it, before throwing it on person 3’s chest, creating a nuclear shit explosion. The Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: I think Beth is getting bored of me.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
Jamie: I think I could help you out with that, let me help you give her a Kim Jong Poo.
Tom: What on earth is that?!
Jamie: just lay a tarpaulin on your bed and let me work my magic.
by Kim Jong Poo Poo September 27, 2022
Get the Kim Jong Poomug. by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018
Get the Kim Jong Unomug. The Proclaimed Supreme Leader of the nation of North Korea. Kim Jong-un is only the 3rd Leader of North Korea because North Korea is a Communist country, which means the United States are Triggered.
United States: We have a President
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*
United Kingdom: We have a Prime Minister
Germany: We have a Chancellor
Saudi Arabia: We have a King
North Korea: We have the Dear Respected Comrade Kim Jong-un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of State Affairs Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army.
United States, United Kingdom, Germany, and Saudi Arabia: *Stares at North Korea*
by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018
Get the Kim Jong-unmug. by TheVader420 February 2, 2021
Get the Jongs/Jongsackmug.