Swish: Did you get magnanimous on that hottie you left the bar with last night?
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
Jerk: Oh yeah, I Jerk Johnsoned the shit out of her... ugh ugh ugh. (In the style of Will Ferrel in Wedding Crashers)
by Big Swish August 10, 2008
one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
The act of 2 males sitting next to each other, reaching over each others arms whilst jerking off the other person.
Rewrite to proper english please, cross jerking
by Internet Fanatic October 08, 2013
The space between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. This space is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.
Variation: Dick Space
Variation: Dick Space
"Yo, Jessica, I wanted to park in front of your shitty, rundown apartment but this asshole left jerk space behind your neighbor's car. Fuck that shit. I'm leaving"
by venomconfection July 21, 2009
The next space you plan to masterbate in that you haven't before. It can be a friend's house, a particular bathroom, a public area, etc.
by ochurricane October 28, 2013
by ImJackinIt36 May 21, 2018
stop driving like that. you're herky jerkin' me all around.
damn my neck is still sore from being herky jerked. maybe if you didn't drive so fast up the mountain i'd be fine.
honey slow down. the kids are all getting herky jerked in the back.
damn my neck is still sore from being herky jerked. maybe if you didn't drive so fast up the mountain i'd be fine.
honey slow down. the kids are all getting herky jerked in the back.
by McWinner March 08, 2010