jake

Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.

That guy over there is such a jake.

by Mr.Friager June 28, 2009

Jake

A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.

Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.

Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.

by Silly me I didn't realize October 17, 2008

Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

Jake

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him

Person 1: bruh this Jake guy is annoying af
#canceljake2020

by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020

Jake

Jake is usually docile but while snap if he hears one more Jake from StateFarm joke.

Hey Jake from statefarm
Jake:I will snap your fucking neck

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake

big pp

jake has a big pp

by sexyballs69420 March 25, 2021

Jake

someone who is in

he's such a jake!

by lilbreadx October 25, 2019