Derek

Someone that won't do anything without his fathers approval, and can not hang out with anyone unless his significant other is along for the ride. He also rides a green Harley Davidson.

If you ride a green Harley, don't be a Derek.

by JBONE2315 May 13, 2016

Derek

Eww a clown. Very artistic but vsco... SSKSKSKSKSSK DONT name your kid this.. AND very gay as he will be in hell because he scares many kids away with the face of a clown 🤡

Erika: AHHHH
Derek: WhAt!
Erika: it you!
Derek: .
Erika you must be called Derek cause like skskssk ewww

by Obese booty Judy November 4, 2019

derek bloom

The awesome sexy drummer of 'from first to last'
he has the sexiest voice ever
and the sexiest smile
he is talented, and amazing, and cute as a button

"derek bloom had killer drumming last night"

"i know he's amazing, and have you seen his smile!"

by GunsGoBang July 11, 2006

derek jeter

Most well rounded player in baseball. Plays up to his high salary, will sacrafice his body to make a play. (diving into the stands face first) Hits for contact and power. Modest as hell and a pleasure to watch.

Dude, I saw Derek Jeter walking down the street and Baltimore, he asked me if I was going to the game.

Did you get his autograph?

Naw, Neither of us had a pen, but he was damn nice.

by Aaron S K April 28, 2006

Derek Fisher

One of the most judicious and agile point guards ever to play in the NBA. He is known for his ferocious defense, three point shooting, stealing, court vision, timing and most of all confidence. Derek Fisher is now in his second run with the Los Angeles Lakers having signed a three year contract. His teammates are always quoted saying he's one of the most chivalries gentleman off the court but an absolute tireless beast on it. Derek Fisher wears the jersey number #2.

Dumb Guy: The your teams confidence and flow has slipped a lot within the last 5 minutes of the third.
Lakers Fan: It's cause Derek Fisher is resting. They'll bring him in for the majority of the fourth, he'll nail some threes, give some unbelievable assists and we'll win.
Dumb Guy: Dude, I'm so stupid. Sorry.

by A'sweetin. May 21, 2008

Derek Machado

An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.

That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.

by RavenRCRaven February 12, 2019

Going Derek

The act of sitting on your knees four inches from a (at least) 54" plasma screen tv for hours; usually, while playing video games.

While everyone was having fun at the party, Justin was going derek to get headshots while playing gears of war.

by Louis Flanders May 23, 2008