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Israelism

The belief that support for Israel and Zionism should influence, dominate, and infiltrate political systems around the world.
He was a big proponent of Israelism.
by Alphabet_Rhino February 8, 2024
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Israeled

The term "Israeled" describes a situation where a person, after initially asking you to share something that belongs to you, continuously seizes more after obtaining the initially shared item. When you object, they claim that the item was already theirs.
"A man, indicating that there were no available seats in the restaurant, asked if he could sit at my table. I replied, 'Of course, please.' However, as soon as he sat down, he said, 'Stand up, leave my table.' I' ve been israeled"
by specirregular January 2, 2024
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Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
Palestinian jews were not kicked out or wiped out; they did not leave their land, they simply converted to islam and their descendants are still in Palestine. When the area was under islamic rule, Palestinian jews and christians were told if they converted to islam they would pay less tax; so the majority became moslems. Semitic jews from the area now known as Israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine, adopted Arab culture and became known as 'Arabs'.

As you can see, only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel June 5, 2025
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israel is a fake country established on thousands of palestinian corpses. they invaded palestine in 1947 and killed thousands of palestinians to get into power of the land. this is terrorism.
israel is a fake state
by george l bush March 31, 2025
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A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.

Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?

‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; israel is myth.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.
Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes
by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024
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Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.
1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.
by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024
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