inverted chimney sweep

When you stick your dick deep inside a woman’s throat and finish

“And that’s the inverted chimney sweep, the last of the 17 basic sexual positions”

by Crikesploofe March 27, 2019

The Balls are Inert

A Dragonball Z parody starring Piccolo. The original video has inspired many other parodies and has also created the catch phrase.

"It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert."

See www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI

by ololraptorjesus January 6, 2008

incerdible

So incredible that the correct pronunciatin and spelling of "incredible" does not describe fully how incredible something is.

Wow, that Erin C. is incerdible.

by Oedipus_Rex April 19, 2005

Double Inverted Fruit Bowl Moon

Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.

I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.

by Rev619 July 16, 2010

Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

Infernal Monkey

Someone who doesn't seem to make sense. Or breakfast.

What the hell are you going on about? And why is the toaster on fire? You're such an Infernal Monkey.

by Someone over there November 19, 2003

Cranial Rectal Inversion

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

by queenducttape July 24, 2008