Boyfriend Of Instagram

One is considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', who willingly and knowingly submits to his partner's request for either a squad photo of their drunk-ass friends or simply a solo photoshoot of themselves, all in an effort to fulfill their insatiable desire for the perfect picture. One is also considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', if the same "low-speed" action is committed with an other drunk squad of girls/guys that may or may not be the subject's significant other.

"I totally exposed that 'Boyfriend of Instagram' at the beach the other day.

by George Kush 42069 February 26, 2018

instagram slut

someone who is thirsty for likes, likes their own picture, or is following more people than they are followed by

A. Go like my last picture on instagram

B. You are just an instagram slut

2.
A. hey give me your phone real quick, I need to do something

B. ok

A. *goes to his/her instagram all likes all his/her pic

by Willis Cornelius March 7, 2014

stan instagram

similar to stan twitter but filled with cupcakes and locals who don’t quite understand stan culture
usually make ‘memes’ that are unfunny to anyone outside their fandom (for example: me when someone says they love ariana grande *photo of ariana grande smiling*)
& get super uptight if anyone criticises their idols or opinions

person: i hate stan instagram, it’s full of cupcakes
insta stan: Omg 😭 That’s so mean, respect my choices ☁️✨🌪🥺

by brooke lynn hytes was robbed August 29, 2019

instagram apology

The act of making a shallow, public apology on the internet via social media (Instagram, Facebook, Youtube, etc.) rather than performing actions that would resolve the issue at hand.

The origin of the definition arose when Macklemore Instagramed his apology text to Kendrick Lamar stating that Lamar "got robbed" after he won Best Rap Album at the Grammys late January 2014.

"Mr. President, the people demand that you respond regarding the NSA leaks!"

"Don't worry, just send out an Instagram Apology and it will go away in a few weeks."

"Or we could... you know, stop spying on people?"

"What kind of option is that?

by HostileChemistry February 1, 2014

Instagram roach

A person who uses the app to get more likes and followers / a female who thinks they are the shit because they get a lot of Ig Likes

She's such an Instagram roach for using the app

by Scrub ass females August 5, 2016

instagram pictures

When people want to take a fun, coo;, awesome photo to post on Instagram. Different levels of intensity with this topic. Sometimes a simple photo with an iPhone and other times a professional photographer and days work.

Instagramer: Hey, dude can you take this Instagram photo for me.
Friend: Yeah sure; what are you gonna do.
Instagramer: I'm gonna hope this fence and look like a savage you take the photo when I am at the top of it.

Friend: Okay.

Instagram pictures: Being defined as a picture for persons Instagram account.

by arc321 July 22, 2017

Instagram Grace

When you religiously snap a pic of your ever meal before you eat it

Now we say Instagram Grace:
“Blessed O Instagram, and these, our gifts, which we are about to place through they filters, Through our Iphones, RIP Jobs, amen.”

by firebirdfive July 20, 2018