fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.

Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2024

self insert

when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.

fuck off you self inserting piece of shit

by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024

(insert politician here) supporter

Someone who thinks their favorite politician is the best one in the world. Their politician can do no wrong and anyone who supports anyone else is a dumbass racist redneck twig boy idiot

Guy 1: who’s your favorite politician?
Guy 2: I’m kind of an (insert politician here) supporter.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD YOU RACIST SEXIST IDIOT
Guy 1: Whoa what are you talking about?

by Boom stick August 9, 2019

Evil [insert name]

The doppelgänger of a person you know or someone famous

Evil insert name (such as Katy Perry):

1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!

2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”

Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.

Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.

by Ohhhhh...Kay! March 30, 2020

Penis Insertable

A crevice or hole in which a penis is able to be inserted.

Yo dude, that chicks vagina was so smooth and penis insertable last night.

by semanateher April 21, 2011

self insert

that thing you find on ao3 that pisses you off when the author tags it with y/n but its actually just them

"only skibidi alphas have enough courage to write a self insert fanfiction"

by CatSnow March 23, 2024