Billie Jean instance

when you're out and about and some girl you may or may not remember from the past comes up to you and is either pregnant or with a child. Then she claims that YOU are the father.

I was in a BW3 restaurant and this short stacked young blonde woman dressed in a black sweather, a short black skirt and black shoes called out my name and she came up to me with a baby boy and his eyes were like mine. Oh no. Who is that girl? Where did I meet her? This is a Billie Jean instance. It's just like the 1983 Michael Jackson hit.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009

insulince

Surly/abrasive/disrespectful behavior that the actor (or family/friends/associates thereof) tries to excuse/justify due to his having diabetes or hypoglycemia.

I'm all for tolerating minor-to-moderate irregularities in someone's behavior if he has a medical condition that truly prevents his being able to perform significantly better, but I tend to draw the line at insulince, especially if said misbehaver seems perfectly capable of being pleasant and agreeable when he feels like it.

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

nth instance

a substitute for imagining what has not happened yet.

Though he would not admit that he cheated upon me but for nth instance let me wipe my tears off.

by cliches.cuddles.and.him June 28, 2022

Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

The reason everyone I know, including me, quit wow! Good job Blizzard!

Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.

Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.

by Zonetbh August 25, 2009

insuranceitis

When an individual is involved in an auto collision that they didn't cause and isn't showing any signs of injury until the police and EMS arrive. Usually due to the fact that when these two organizations arrive, they begin to see dollar signs.

Tom got his insurance settlement check from the car crash last month. It's really funny that he wasn't hurt till the Police showed up and then he started having neck and back pain. He had a case of insuranceitis.

by Doug88las February 6, 2012

Instance

Discussing an unusual topic or subject only to have it come up again in an unrelated occasion.

Person 1: I learned a new word yesterday and just heard it again on TV a minute ago.
Person 2: That's an instance!

by Academic Sake May 25, 2009

Insuracrat

A member of the United States Congress representing the Health Insurance Lobby rather than any political party.

In the 2009 Health Care Reform debate, Senator Joe Lieberman, Independent CT, caucusing with the Democrats threatened to withhold cloture unless the Democrats withdrew a Public Option from the proposed legislation. As the Senator representing Insurance Companies based in Hartford CT, Senator Lieberman ignored his constituents and abandoned the cause of real Health Care Reform by becoming an Insuracrat.

by bholian December 19, 2009