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poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."
by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018
mugGet the poop hoopmug.

hoop rollers

salesmen, con men, rip off artist, anyone that is trying to sell you something you do not need.
in the old days wagons had wooden wheels and a metal hoop around the out side that held the wheel togeather. kids would get one and a stick . they would roll the hoop with the stick.that was called hoop rolling . we called salesmen hoop rollers.
by r. cane May 13, 2006
mugGet the hoop rollersmug.

Shut hoop

Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.
by RingaRingaRinga June 8, 2020
mugGet the Shut hoopmug.

cone hoop

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.
by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011
mugGet the cone hoopmug.

hoops and hoes

a phrase in referance to the bigger the hoop (jewelry), the bigger the hoe/rich hoe.
"girl, yo hoop so big, you a gigantic hoe!!!"

"hoops and hoes are awesome, dude"
by squirrelding June 23, 2014
mugGet the hoops and hoesmug.

Cock a hooped

It's when you're jazzed or DELIGHTED that your significant other is there.
Sarah was cock a hooped to discover a wild Derek was in the neighborhood adjacent to where she be kicking it.
by Sally from the valley August 22, 2023
mugGet the Cock a hoopedmug.

Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.
Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.
by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021
mugGet the Scran the hoopmug.

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