israel

takes countries and islands for itself and occupies palestine and doesnt give and acts innocent by defending itself.

countries are israel

by headhunter0993 January 14, 2024

Israeled

Achieving amazing results given the surrounding environment.

It was really windy, but Bill still Israeled the ski course.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.

You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it

by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023

Israeled

The act of returning something to its original condition. To restore, rebuild and rededicate.

Following the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid empire, the Second Temple was Israeled and became the religious pillar of the Jewish Hasmonean Kingdom, as well as culturally associated with the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.

by OneIngloriousBasterd December 28, 2023

Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.

1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.

by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024

Israeled

When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!

I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.

by derw00d January 26, 2024

israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024