Bitch Ditch

To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.

Matt: Should I bitch ditch her?
Chantel: Whats that?
Matt: To avoid all talking and eye contact with a person.

by for chantel :P January 21, 2009

Ditch Ho

Pretty much the same thing as a Ditch Whore.

Carey the Crackhead is a Ditch Ho.

by DesertMama77 April 22, 2011

Ditch Dinger

To snort a line of cocaine out of a whispering eye.

Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?

GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!

by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019

Ditch wanker

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

ditch prune

The process that occurs when you pass out in a wet ditch

What a party last night, I passed out on the way home and wound up totally Ditch Pruned

by Lenny the Ditch Prune December 03, 2013

the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages

person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)

by 13lue Dog March 01, 2011

bait and ditch

Inviting someone to a party but then not going yourself

Is John coming?

Nah, he invited us but I think he's found a party in SF that's more interesting.
Classic bait and ditch!

by Joesmoe27 February 04, 2019