The most badass motherfuckers ever. Capable of medicine, vehicles, advanced structures and spaceflight. But of course, just because we're capable of doing cool shit, doesn't mean it's all good. War, terrorism, and communism are all examples of the negative aspects of mankind.
Humans are seriously cool motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.
by Crown8 September 23, 2013

by Karmagonnagetufools August 10, 2010

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.
Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.
by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014

by Barry Bonds May 20, 2006

by As_red_as_blood January 6, 2016

the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.
person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
by allthingsever May 31, 2014

Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
by BlazeFVzozbjsndgsjgshd hzbsdhd September 23, 2012
