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poppa houston

to be extremley awesome at all times; no pants dance fo life, yall already know what it is
what chew doin in my house poppa houston
by poppa houston October 30, 2010
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houston half pipe

In a three-way with two chicks a dude uses his tongue to fill the second hole while lying on his back. The two females must be facing each other and enjoying themselves.
I was totally going to town with these two chicks last night. I had them in the Houston Half Pipe position.
by H-town Go-town January 16, 2014
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Houston Deposit

The charitable donation of some brown steaming goodness to the city of Houston's drinking water.

A popular term among the FC Dallas supporters group, the Dallas Beer Guardians, at the expense of the halfwits who had to steal the San Jose Earthquakes just to find 11 morons with no better option than to play in the humid smoggy carbuncle. The phrase stems from the fact that the majority of Houston's water supply comes in the form of reused wastewater from the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. Residents of Inbredia have, as Texas State University professor Andy Sansom says, “been drinking Dallas’ crap for decades.”
"I'll be back in five, I need to go make a Houston Deposit."
by Blue Army December 4, 2014
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peter houston

a loving man who cares for anyone he encounters.
wow I just met this girl and she 's so nice, she's a peter Houston.
by brandyteddy November 23, 2016
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Houston Kool Aid

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.
by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018
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Houston

A hot guy that is tall with brown hair. Houstons are sure to make you faint when they walk by you.
Wow, did you see that hunk, he must be a Houston.
by superawesomeamericandude June 6, 2018
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Spicy Houston

A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.
“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”
by yr mom lol June 20, 2019
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