Spawkly Hoses

A joke referring to "sparkley horses" said to make fun of Shakespearian English and the phrase "mo horses" in MacBeth.

Dan: "Mo horses!"
Irene: "They're spawkly hoses!"

by CascadaFTW September 14, 2010

cheese hose

unwashed male genitalia

most of the homeless population suffer from a cheese hose

by turducky October 29, 2014

Fire-Hose

The act of a man not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, and then expelling all of his backed up sperm on his girlfriends face or inside of her mouth.

After a long week at my grandma's, I came home and fire-hosed the shit out of this stripper last night.

by AntEnt March 25, 2011

hose-head

A Dick-head (literally a Penis-head), a Prick.

That police officer that gave me a traffic ticket is a real Hose-head.

by Doctor No February 28, 2011

air hose

New loafers worn without socks. Pretty much a prep school expression.

John's got some new air hose.

by ALEXfromExeter August 22, 2005

Canty Hose

Sally Hansen's "airbrush legs" - leg makeup that is sprayed from a can; creating smooth, evenly-toned legs which allows the user to avoid wearing Panty Hose/nylon stockings.

I had this hot dress that I wanted to wear with sandals, so I just used canty hose instead of nylons.

by Fat Rey Slim October 26, 2008

Love hose

The counterperson to a "love bucket" in long term, loving relationships. This person supplies love, while the "love bucket" recieves and retains it.

"How are you, my love bucket?" "Just wonderful, my love hose!".

by Hapavalley November 9, 2005