hoops and hoes

a phrase in referance to the bigger the hoop (jewelry), the bigger the hoe/rich hoe.

"girl, yo hoop so big, you a gigantic hoe!!!"

"hoops and hoes are awesome, dude"

by squirrelding June 23, 2014

Roblox Hoops

A very bad representation of basketball. Reach in fouls are not a thing. People from ages 11-17 feel like being the best at this game means that you are an all powerful god. Shooting half courts is easy and very possible. Ankle breakers aren't real either.

I wanted to play Roblox Hoops, but I decided that it was too terrible to manage to play.

by TheBestHoopsBaller November 16, 2017

poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.

John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."

by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018

Shut hoop

Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.

Mino you need to Shut Hoop

by RingaRingaRinga June 8, 2020

hoop rollers

salesmen, con men, rip off artist, anyone that is trying to sell you something you do not need.

in the old days wagons had wooden wheels and a metal hoop around the out side that held the wheel togeather. kids would get one and a stick . they would roll the hoop with the stick.that was called hoop rolling . we called salesmen hoop rollers.

by r. cane May 13, 2006

Hoop Spin

In a basket ball game when someone does or does not get a basket and the ball spins around the hoop

Shiiit, we were 1 point behind and i thought he was gonna get it in but he fucked it up with a hoop spin./
YES! i was sure the ball was gonna go out but he didnt! fantastic hoop spin by michael

by ~~.:Hector:.~~ November 18, 2007

Baggy Hoop

Where ones arse has become slack from severe anal penetration.

Gertrude, why does your bottom whistle when you run?

Leroy was in me last night and has left me with a baggy hoop.

by Abuttyout December 12, 2013