hippocrockapig

A slut, hoe, skank or slag that is considered fat or overweight. A hippocrockapig sleeps with as many regular sized males as possible in order to boost their self esteem and confidents.

'I shagged a hippocrockapig last night'

by FatConk November 4, 2011

hippopotamonster

a hippopotamus that looks terrible.

The hippo is terrible in the extreme. It is apt to call it a hippopotamonster.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011

Hippopotapuss

A vagina that is grossly disproportionate with the rest of the woman's body.

"I really like Kelly but man, her hippopotapuss freaks me the fuck out!"
"I know what you mean. It really bummed me out too."

by scrappington2 September 15, 2014

hippopotomonstrausaquipidaliphobia

The fear of long words

One of my fears is hippopotomonstrausaquipidaliphobia.

by Ecr13 May 20, 2014

hippocrocosauru

Worse than a hippocrocopig!

"dude she's a proper hippocrocosaurus..."

by Commando god December 16, 2014

hippopotacow

A hippopotacow is a person (usually a woman) who has an abundance of fat and then they speak it sounds like the droning of a cow.

There are many ways to describe your mother but the best is a hippopotacow.

by Mufassa 69 August 13, 2017

Hippocrocakangarillapotamoose

A fat ugly woman, usually in a bikini and always on a boat.

Frequently ogled by balding ginger men who are always called Gareth.

"Oh my God, Mike look at that Hippocrocakangarillapotamoose on the boat"
"Graham, stop or Gareth will get jealous@

by NotAFudgePacker July 13, 2017