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Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female
I got her off by sneezing into the heater.
by StingerMissile September 4, 2021
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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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Dirty Heater

When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.
Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"

Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"
by CrayKay November 27, 2012
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Heater

Man that shit is heater!!
by Probably Not Bubblez August 4, 2017
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Heater

Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.
Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.
by wch-meister August 9, 2017
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Heater

A badass fireman mustache or any well groomed, luscious stache that all the homosexuals want to wear during a cold and lonely night.
Captain- “Hey boys! Good work on that fire let’s go grab a drink down at the tavern.”

Firefighter- “But today is ThursGAY and they might hit on your awesome heater.”
Captain- “Win-win, lets go!!”
by 69i812 February 28, 2019
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handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.
Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.
by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019
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