An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.
It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.
Or it can mean something is not very good. As below
It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.
Or it can mean something is not very good. As below
ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'
CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'
CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'
by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.
Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!
by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019

by ThompkinsJr September 24, 2011

Meant to be.....
by Nostradamus December 28, 2014

by Anki dog November 15, 2017

"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
by worm312 July 11, 2016

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020
