Hank The Tank

The innocent victim of hate crimes who was framed and accused of commiting burgleries in the streets of california. He is wanted by the police for crimes he did not commit.

Person:" Woah! Is that hank the tank?"
Hank The Tank: *Bear Noises*

by Cheesire April 12, 2022

Hank Pank

When two people are fooling around with each other.

... hank pank.

by ThompkinsJr September 24, 2011

hank the cowdog

Is that book series

I think Hank the cowdog is a very good show because you learn different things

by Anki dog November 15, 2017

hank and kristy

Meant to be.....

Those guys are so Hank and Kristy

by Nostradamus December 28, 2014

Muddy hank

When you girlfriend/wife shit in there hand and jerks you off

Yo Ang take laxatives so your shit makes cum harder when your giving me a muddy hank!!

by Dan V and Nicky g December 29, 2020

Tom Hank

An update for the 21st Century based on old Cockney rhyming slang. See Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.

It rhymes with wank so can either be used to mean having a wank- or a Barclay's Bank in old Cockney rhyming slang. I'm just going for a quick Tom to relieve the stresses of the day.

Or it can mean something is not very good. As below

ME- 'Clarence did you see the Coldplay Concert last night?'

CLARENCE- 'Yeah, I did but it was a load of old Tom Hank from start to finish, basically as soon as the band started playing.'

by Mr R Spandit January 23, 2019

Pullin a Hank

When you rail lines of cocaine and your nose sounds similar to a snorting french bulldog named Hank.

Holy fuck boys! Last night I was pullin a Hank! I was railing nose beers off a dirty hookers ass. I need another fucking nose beer! Come over here flat head!

by SBLD-enthusiast November 21, 2019