right-handed riemann

When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.

Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.

by followmeontwittertannerklinger May 8, 2017

Leathered as a handlebar

Being in a state of of extreme drunkenness, but unable to vocalise the much more reasonable, 'Leathered as a handbag". i.e: the inability to identify the real phrase of the moment, instead reeling off many similar sounding phrases.

Any variation of the above is acceptable.
i.e: Leathered as a satchel
Satcheled as a handle bag,
Handlebaged as a leather.
Most variants are welcome.

"Mate, are you going to come on the beers tonight?"

"No thank you mate, I'm leathered as a handlebar".

by Anti Valmont December 2, 2009

jug handle

A fork in the road that bends in a loop or "P" shape, letting drivers make a left turn or a U-turn on a busy road without having to slow down in the left lane. Most commonly used in New Jersey.

"Then, you go through three sets of lights, and go through a jug handle..."

by Bill M. December 17, 2004

Left-Handed Banjo

A large floppy penis.

Leroy whooped out his left-handed banjo and scared off all the bitches.

by MamaCA December 17, 2006

handle up

Complete your current task

I had to handle up on this report i was writing.

by Robbi Reed September 25, 2005

handlebars

High ponytails on a female. Named so for ability to use these as a control during oral sex, rather like the same thing on a bike.

"I can't wear handlebars around him anymore, he damn near pulled my hair out last time."

by CasKat April 20, 2006

two-handed zamboni

a sex act to be performed on a frozen lake, pond or skating rink. the two handed Zamboni is identical to the inverted wheelbarrow with one exception the man wears ice skates and the woman wears ice skates on her hands ... and is only considered a successful two-handed Zamboni when performed while moving across the ice.

Guy and Veronica almost got da frostbite when they did da two-handed Zamboni last Tuesday, ay.

by wuntoothrie June 16, 2011