love handles

The part of the body of someone that is grabbed while love making, hence the name 'love handles'.

"Whilst in bed last night he grabed my love handles"

by Warrior Babe July 10, 2006

love handle

The ergonomic curve formed by a woman's hip when she lays curled up on her side.

Commonly confused with "muffin top," which actually obscures a true love handle.

I like to rest my hand on her love handle until it is needed elsewhere.

by foliage_admirer December 18, 2010

fuck handle

Platform heels, i.e. stripper heels, leaned on and/or held onto during sex when the girl is on top

"She leaned back and grabbed her fuck handles so she could ride him harder."

by D.L.P. January 19, 2006

whore handles

Long, braided pigtails.

"Hey baby, can I tug on your whore handles."

by danibby March 3, 2008

San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.

I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.

by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008

Dog handler

A dog handler is a human who likes to grip, fondle and then swallow a large juicy sausage vended on the street corners of major US cities. Often, handlers like to enhance the taste of their throat filling meat feasts by spurting sticky yellow mustard up and down their length.

As a demanding Dog handler I must shoot my mustard all over this meaty length. I can't wait to get it down my throat. Goodness, what a hot and delicious whopper it is.

by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

Can't Handle It

Being put to the test and resulting in failure.

Nick Bream can't handle it

by some ese August 22, 2010