Banana Hammock

A hammock made from the sweat and tears of banana farmers across the world ... what ? You seriously thought it was a hammock made of bananas ?

I like banana hammock ... yes my hammock is good.

by JayIsNormalManChild November 30, 2018

pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants

Jim had a pudding hammock during gym

by The8 November 20, 2015

Hammock

Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.

I would like a double hammock, please.

by AllStudyNoExam September 1, 2019

Mam hammock

A bikini or bra worn by a female whose sag or loss of pertness requires the most highly reinforced titty receptacle.

After spawning 5 children by the age of 30 and consuming sufficient calories to have sustained them all to puberty, the level of engineering demanded of her mam hammock was beyond the ken of modern science.

by Apatoeman July 21, 2018

Hammock Effect

When you listen to a full album of the musician Hammock, your mind transcend your flesh body to elevate itself to a new state of mind where you discover what are the keys to life.

Max : "Why did you quit your job to wander for 3 months in the cold winter of Alaska, on your own ?"

Steven "I don't know, it's the Hammock Effect"

by BonelessKing September 30, 2024

Sloppy hammock

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock

When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock

by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018

Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017