A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.
Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!
by CVC7007 December 27, 2010
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Bio: Outstanding comedy man extraordinaire, persecuted by the Church.
Noun: Sheep Lover.
Also see: TK2A
Bio: Outstanding comedy man extraordinaire, persecuted by the Church.
Noun: Sheep Lover.
Also see: TK2A
Hailthy is a strange guy...
by TK2A Member Number 17 April 15, 2004
Get the Hailthymaster mug.by MTFFFG January 25, 2010
Get the Haitin mug.The act of accidently spilling an alcoholic beverage onto a hard surface i.e. counter or tile floor, then drinking it off said surface instead of cleaning it up. This is done because we are fortunate to have this stuff and shouldn't waste it, since there are starving (and sober) people in Haiti.
GUY 1 accidently spills some Jager on the counter. He reaches for a towel.
GUY 2 handing him a straw "Don't waste that man. Take a Shot for Haiti."
GUY 2 handing him a straw "Don't waste that man. Take a Shot for Haiti."
by gotoneshot69 January 24, 2010
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Get the big ass haitian nigga named bobby mug.Haiti is an island naitian in the Caribbean located west of The Domincan Rebublic. Both Haiti and the D.R share the same island of Hispanola. Not all Haitian are black only 60% (including ligth skinned blacks) 40% are Mulatto the rest of Haitians are White (mostley of French,Polish,Greman and Italian. the media potray's Haiti and a hell whole but Haiti is Very beautyful with tons of poltical problems. Haitians speck to Languges French and Creole. 80% of Haitians are Chatolic 20% Are Protestant (note: 40% of haitians also practice voodoo along with Christian faiths). As a White Haitian i should know that Mulattoes and White Haitians often are richer the blacks. Haiti was once Frances riches colony! that sold more suger and coffe then all the british colonies combined! Haiti gained independance in 1804!
Haiti,Martinique and Guadeloupe all share the same culture Music That is populaur is Zouk and Konpa!
by Jameson Marie-Jeanne March 16, 2008
Get the Haiti mug.Giving your friend a hard time when he ditches you for a humanitarian mission, to Haiti in particular.
"Can't believe Toff ditched us for Haiti!"
"Naa man don't be Haiting, dude is down there trying to save lives."
"Naa man don't be Haiting, dude is down there trying to save lives."
by Sir NotSir February 15, 2010
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