when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.
“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”
“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”
“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”
by RealOGLivingBigBack February 12, 2025
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Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.
To deceive or defraud (the system).
Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.
To deceive or defraud (the system).
Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)
Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.
Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)
That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)
Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)
Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.
Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)
That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)
Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)
by Jack Coleman22 August 5, 2024
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You know what I'm gonna do!? Give you the Hulk Hogan and fire off my millions of Hulkamaniacs all over your face and have them running wild, on you!
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You know what I'm gonna do!? Give you the Hulk Hogan and have my millions of Hulkamaniacs dripping down your face running wild, on you!
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