Herpe Slurpee

Someone who gives out lots of unprotected blowjobs.

Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"

Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"

by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009

Social Herpes

When a person(s) enter a social circle, become friends with everyone else, then proceed to start large amounts of drama resulting in unrepairable damage of varying degrees. Because of the "infection" to everyone you know, its nearly impossible to get rid of the person(s) that cause the drama.

John: Dude these women are playing everyone against each other. I can't get rid of them either because one is always around everyone else and the other is dating my best friend.

Dave: Dude, you have Social Herpes.

by Thevance April 20, 2010

boob herpes

When I girl sweats and her cleavage develops acne. Usually found at many theme parks

Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope

by Hawktribe September 26, 2009

werewolf herpes

An STD usually transmitted through sexual contact with a werewolf.

The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.

I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"

She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."

I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.

by angrysumo February 4, 2010

Brooklyn Herp

A much more virulent variant of garden-variety herpes originating from Brooklyn, the most populated of New York City's five boroughs. As young, hip, horny twenty-somethings continue to move into progressively smaller and crappier area apartments, they have sex with each other and unwittingly transmit a cocktail of previous STIs and diseases acquired from their living conditions. Bars, clubs, concert halls, parks, and other large meeting places are high-risk areas. Although the Brooklyn Herp originated in the neighborhood of Williamsburg, the outlying areas of Greenpoint, Bushwick, and Clinton Hill are increasingly at risk of an outbreak. Local health officials often explain this growing problem away as bedbugs.

Dude, don't go to Union Pool if you're trying to hook up tonight. Anyone you meet there is probably going to have the Brooklyn Herp.

by useyourtanuki September 20, 2010

Herpes Harvester

to have many herpes among a certain body part upon where they are being harvested by the disease

Lindsey "herpes harvester" Lohan

by kushwhore March 10, 2011

Herpes Bush

Someone with STD's who also does not shave their pubes.

"I hooked up with Veronica last night but she was a total Herpes Bush'

by NotAmeer April 1, 2020